This Is How You Build A Winning Team
By acquiring terrible baseball players!
They acquired Scott Podsednik? Why? Oh. Of course! That way the teams they play only need to get the Cubs out 24 times! How nice. Pinella, you come off as a total nut job, but honestly, this shows how warm-and-cuddly you really are. You too Hendry!
Right about now, I would normally go on and on about how dumb the move is, but I thought of a more innovative way…
Here are my reasons for choosing the categories that the post appears in:
Baseball: Because it’s about baseball.
@#%$ The Heck: Because it was such a stupid move, my mind became so scrambled, all I could say was “@#%$ The Heck!!!”
Crack Abuse: Because it takes a tremendous crack addiction to think Scotty Pods can play baseball at any level.
Raccoon Lodge: Because nothing gets the RL off quite like regurgitating small fast slappy guys. See Pierre, Juan.
Comically Bad Management: Because this should be mandatory for any Cubs or Cubs related post.
But he’s got wheels
Oh who am I kidding. They’re just trying to manage as bad as possible since Dusty can’t do it anymore.
I have to wonder whether the Cubs are just developing an inferiority complex and gladly taking on former White Sox.